Total Medals Earned: 1,446 (From 172 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,760 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 6/19 (190/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/55 points)
Finish the tutorial levels starting from the first one
Beat 10 levels
Open all levels
Make Bit a bit Angry
Medals Earned: 5/30 (35/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 14/25 (325/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 17/27 (600/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 11/15 (55/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Rock and roll!
I think life has a grudge on you.