Total Medals Earned: 1,434 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,685 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/205 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
You're dead, try again!
For play
BOOM!
You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Play the game on December 25.
Beat three levels without losing a life.
Endless mode is unlocked by reaching Level 5.
Make it to level 10.
